​加菲猫令人喷饭的经典台词（中英对照版）

　　One should love animals. they are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物 , 因为它们很好吃 .

　　Love the neighbor. but don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居 , 不过不要让她的老公知道 .

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

　　Every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚 , 幸福不是永久的嘛 .

　　The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的 , 结婚的人很难再聪明起来 .

　　Success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词 , 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系) .

　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口 , 今天就要找好 .

　　Love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片 ,需要大量的暗房时间来培养 .

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外 , 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 .

　　“Your future depends on your dreams.” so go to sleep. ” 现在的梦想决定着你的将来 “, 所以还是再睡一会吧 .

　　“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! ” 工作好有意思耶 !” 尤其是看着别人工作 .

　　God made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚 , 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

　　When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的 , 三个人才是 !

　　A dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就像铁丝网 , 它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看 .

　　The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多；忘记的越多,忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?